Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Great Buttercup-festival themed Facebook Statuses.

These are a bunch of facebook statuses I''m going to use, because I LOVE Buttercup Festival.

Cole:
is thinking: "Man, I just can't get enough of eating dirt! I sure hope I don't drown in a puddle!"
is sitting at home with his best friend the flower pot.
is painting his house with oil.
needs to get an endearing orphaned street urchin out of his chimney.
really doesn't care how they make hotdogs.
haz two yaks.
actually tripped, and now all the fish are smiling.
is writing: Dear Coldplay. I'm sending you a pie I baked. Don't worry, I'd never try to poison you. Sincerely, Cole."
is writing songs in the key of music.
's sign is a sandwich.
wants everything on his pizza. He wants PIZZA on his pizza. And yes, he wants your ASS on his pizza.
wishes he had a weird name like "Fuzziwick."
is feeding rocks to pigeons. Maybe if they can't fly away, I can dance with them.
is the star of the 75 meter bubble race.
says CHECK IT OUT RODNEY, THE SECOND GRADE TEE BALL JOCK! I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS!
has trinoculars. For his nose. ... man that dog smells.
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