Monday, February 25, 2008

The more you say "Lemon," the more stupid it sounds.

Lemons, I have decided, are the most important fruit. I cannot back this up with any facts, however: I have never had an actual lemon.

What kind of country is this where there are more lemon substitutes than actual lemons? I say "country" because I'm sure in many other countries besides the U.S. there are lots of lemons.

Off topic: Almost like lemons would be a very cool name for a band.

Some actual facts about LEMONS:
# of google results for "Artificial Lemon:" 511,000
#
of google results for "Real Lemon:"
492,000

I worry I will never taste a real lemon in my lifetime. I pray a day will come when a person will not have to live in Nigeria to taste an actual citrus fruit.

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