Showing posts with label lemons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lemons. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2008

The more you say "Lemon," the more stupid it sounds.

Lemons, I have decided, are the most important fruit. I cannot back this up with any facts, however: I have never had an actual lemon.

What kind of country is this where there are more lemon substitutes than actual lemons? I say "country" because I'm sure in many other countries besides the U.S. there are lots of lemons.

Off topic: Almost like lemons would be a very cool name for a band.

Some actual facts about LEMONS:
# of google results for "Artificial Lemon:" 511,000
#
of google results for "Real Lemon:"
492,000

I worry I will never taste a real lemon in my lifetime. I pray a day will come when a person will not have to live in Nigeria to taste an actual citrus fruit.

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